Is Santa’s Health in Jeopardy?
I am frankly a little worried. Santa Claus shows many of the signs and symptoms of gluten sensitivity. That means his health may be at risk. Aside from the fact that he lives at the North Pole with very little sunshine (he is most likely vitamin D deficient). Gluten is a known cause of autoimmune disease, and I would hate to see Santa get sick…Let’s Look at the Evidence:
- Rosacea in the cheeks
- Wheat belly
- Swollen feet and hands
- He is quite obese
- Always eating cookies…
- Repetitive speech tics (ho, ho, ho)
- Obsessive compulsive behavior around toys
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And of course there’s the obvious water retention issue, probably due to inflammation.
Cute !! Merry Christmas & hopefully a better New Year !! Best Health to all !!
Dr Osborne , have asked before but no answer . Should my celiac daughther give her baby grains . We are all grain free & has helped so much. Should he get genetic test? Thanks
Rides in sleigh instead of walking house to house !!!
The pure white beard and hair (at even a young age) could mean he has had vitiligo a long time, like me. And we know that if you have one autoimmune disease, you may very well develop others. 😉
Dr Osborne, Thank you for my wonderful year of healing and better health! YOU are my miracle Santa!!!!
LOL – this is so funny!!! But also scary and sad.
Merry Christmas to all!